I give some bad reviews to games some other people think are good, so some people have asked me “Massany7, do you like games?” Si, see, I like games, but I like good games, like Bomberman 64. So I wrote this to show people I like games if they are good, like this one, which is Bomberman 64, a good game.
I’m not sure where to start explaining how fun and good Bomberman 64 is, but it is very good and quite fun. You play as the titular Bomberman, and as his name suggests he is a man with bombs. He can use these bombs to blow things up, but there are other things he can do with yon bombs. Not only do you can blow up crates and enemies, you can use these bombs to jump on the bombs, to kick and control the bombs, to solve puzzly puzzles, and to fight bosses. You can charge these bombs and do all sorts of other fun things, and the game lets you beat the levels by doing these things. This way, you don’t have to learn a ton of complex things but can do a lot of cool things with bombs, something most games which aren’t Bomberman 64 don’t let you do.
There are four levels in this game, each of which has four levels in the level, but then there’s a fifth and even a sixth if you find these cards in the other levels. The cards are hidden well, and you have to use the bombs that Bomberman uses to get them, but you have to use them in fun and hard to find out ways. When you get all the cards you get an extra level with four levels, and then with the cards from those ones you don’t get kicked out of soccer but instead get a new type of bomb. With all of this the game keeps being played, and when you turn it off it says “Don’t turn me off, I’m fun and there’s more to do in Bomberman 64.” Actually it doesn’t, but it does, because Bomberman 64 might as well since there’s a lot to do and it’s all new and cool and great and fun and not lame. You’ll play Bomberman 64 for a long time, maybe weeks or longer times, even.
In these levels of which there are four in a level, two have you getting through fun adventures and two have you fighting monsters and bad people. The bosses are all unique and you have to find new ways to use bombs, since many of them are flying or not holding a sign that says “Hit me with bombs”. The bosses are hard and fun but so are the adventures. You explore these different parts of castles or mountains and have to find out how to get to the end. These places are parts of the Earth and look very realistic yet still surreal and different enough to not be boring. Bomberman has a lot of bombs, but he’s Bomberman so it’s fine. If he was named Joe or Bob or Franzibald or something then I would ask “How did he get the bombs?” but his name is Bomberman, so it makes sense a lot. Why wouldn’t Bomberman have bombs? If he didn’t have bombs his name would not be Bomberman, it would be Manwithoutbombsman or something equally not Bomberman, obviously.
So what is the story? It has a really cool plot twist, also. Almost as cool as that one in Fight Club, except Bomberman isn’t Tyler Durden and nothing explodes, except a lot, because you’re Bomberman, and you have bombs. The story also doesn’t interfere much with the game, so the game doesn’t say “Stop playing to hear the story” ever, and when it does it’s short. Evil people named Artemis and Altair and some other people whose names don’t tie into the next sentence zombify a planet and steal parts of it, then Bomberman goes to those parts to destroy a forceful field and kill the guys. They don’t hang around with fairies or kill old people despite living in the future, they’re interesting and fun villains and make the game even better.
If you don’t feel like going on the fun adventures, there are also battles you can do with three other people, because the Nintendo 64 has four controller ports. If you don’t have friends because you’re ugly, you can also play the game against the game. You take powerups and try to blow up other Bombermans who also have bombs. You can also have teams and play things like Capture the Flag almost except with gems and not flags. The multiplayer is awesome, even though it’s not online since the Nintendo 64 wasn’t online, but it’s still awesome crazy fun. You have a ton of different stages assuming stages weighs 200 pounds and you live in America and use not the metric system, and all sorts of power ups like one which gives you more bombs and one which gives you a cat that makes everything be weird but fun again. All the stages are different and have fun and hard things so you have to learn them all, which you’ll want to because this is a good game.
This isn’t just a Nintendo game, but also a third party and old Nintendo game, so it isn’t very good when you look at the things like how the game looks and sounds. Still, when you throw a bomb you’ll be like, “Hey, I know I just threw a bomb” since you hear the explosion sound and see the bomb and the explosion and there no longer is a bomb. If this game was for the new consoles I would say “How come there is the bad sounds that aren’t like real bombs?”, but it is old and Nintendo, so I don’t expect it to have a lot of advanced stuff, but the stuff it does have works and is very fun.
Because of all the stuff in this game like the cards and if you have friends the multiplayer and if you don’t have friends the multiplayer against the game will make you want to play a lot, even when you get all the cards when the game makes you want to play it again even more. There were other games after this like Bomberman and the Hero or the Second Attack of Bomberman 64, but none were as good and fun as Bomberman 64. This game is amazing and proof that I like some games, as long as they’re really good like this one.
Bomberman 64 came out about almost about 10 years ago, but it’s still one of the best fun games you can buy at any time today. A lot of games have tried to be as good as Bomberman 64, but not a lot have done so. When people say “That Massany7 doesn’t like games because he gives bad reviews to bad games”, I know they lie, because I like several games, one of which being Bomberman 64. Now that you know I like Bomberman 64, stop saying I hate video games, because I don’t, just the bad ones, which are most, but not this one, which is Bomberman 64.
